Whoa, easy does it! You're going to unwrap yourself into oblivion!
(in a spooky voice) Rrraaahh... Party... I sense... fun...
(in a dry, papery voice) Sun... was... scarce... in... tomb... beach party mummy transcript
(groaning) Wrappings... too tight... need... to... dance...
(moaning) Family... ancient... memories... Whoa, easy does it
(whooping) Rrraaahh! Party... like... it's... 3000 BCE!
Okay, okay, but please, you have to cover yourself up! This is a family-friendly event! you're a natural! But seriously
(laughing) Alright, you're a natural! But seriously, we need to get you some sunscreen. You don't want to, you know, spontaneously combust.